Thursday, November 17, 2005

a YAP hot from the oven...

i called a.sandy as early as 9am to find out what time she will be giving birth, but her line was off. minutes later the proud father of TWO smsed
Sandy just gave birth a baby boy to me & family this morning! is huge! 8.2lb!
immediately a.AM, a.IS, a.Sue MSN one another and spread the news...the whole afternoon we were deciding what time to go to Pantai and who else to inform. i could not wait to leave work to meet the new Yap!
as the afternoon pass, a.audrey and i chatted several times to plan for a trip to BKK/Pattaya. babee said we shall leave on 15th Dec for a 5D 4N break just with je-je, baby it is not that we do not want to bring you but, je-je is more sociable and independent. mami will bring you again once you start walking ok... (*wink*)
then a.AM MSN and called to organise for a Music class for all you babies of the same age i.e Jada, Rayern, Reeve, Zoee and Lauren. it falls on a Tuesday afternoon, so mami will have to take time off work to bring you there, which i don't mind at all...anytime is a good time with you!
at 4pm sharp, mami left for TMC to buy diapers (its customary to buy diapers for newborns as its practical and hasslefree). i walked to the cashier with 2 packets of Pampers for NewBorns, as i was about to pay, i changed my mind - brought it back to change for Pampers S and Drypers S...this baby is 8.2lb!!!
i arrived her room, i saw a.sandy on the phone and her SIL next to the baby. i did not congratulate any of them, just approached the lil fella and carried him. one look at him, he doesn't look like an eight pounder. he was so cuuuuute...small, egg shape head as projected by the gynae, he looks exactly like u.johhny so round, thick lips and big nose and his ears is a replica of Johnny's. his left cheek has a clamp mark as the gynae had used a forecep to get him out (settled in too comfortably)...minutes later i MMS both a.AM and a.audrey only to know a.audrey just left and she replied...his name is SCARFACE!

i was there for a good 2 hours acompanying a.sandy, listening to her ordeal and feeding the lil' fella water. as i was carrying him, i had this strong feeling that he was going to poo on me, before i could wrap up those thoughts, he already did! i changed his diapers, wiped the secretion off his penis clean and was shocked to find out that his testicles are actually very heavy and very dark in colour...hahahah..now i know why he weighs 8.2lb!

i took several shots for documentation purposes and for the viewing pleasure of the proud parents.

i recalled - when i visited a.Sue and Ivan in Gleneagles middle of last year, i couldn't keep my eyes of him too, he was chubbier and *bigger* than this lil'Yap and at that instant he pooed on me as well! what's with these babies and their bowel movements?? but Ivan's penis sure did not leave me with such a big impact!

5 Comments:

Blogger ern's mummy said...

heheh, cant wait to see the new yappie too....

Thursday, November 17, 2005 11:41:00 AM  
Blogger Egghead said...

hua! so young already kena child porn ah... LOL!
those balls weighs a lot huh!

Thursday, November 17, 2005 1:26:00 PM  
Blogger Sue said...

walao! X-rated leh, and the little birdie is just staring me in the face after i scrolled down... Ivan's was really red, but i shy to post it la, sked next time he read it i kena from him

Thursday, November 17, 2005 2:34:00 PM  
Blogger On behalf of Lauren said...

HAlo its forcepts ... not clamp

Friday, November 18, 2005 6:49:00 PM  
Blogger On behalf of Lauren said...

oops you did change it .. i was speed reading . .. :P sorry !

Friday, November 18, 2005 7:30:00 PM  

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